I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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