it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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