I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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