Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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