there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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