nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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