if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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