we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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