She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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