That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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