nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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