Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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