He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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