Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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