Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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