hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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