i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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