You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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