belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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