Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
third nipple confirmed
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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