Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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