matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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