Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Come share oat with me in your robe
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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