Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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