And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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