that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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