Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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