My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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