At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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