I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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