Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
This is my gift to your gina
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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