One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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