She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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