just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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