i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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