Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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