I looked at my own cervix.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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