So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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