KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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