Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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