Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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