East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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