Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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