whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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