is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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