Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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