i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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