whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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