Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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