Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Someone came in the potted fern
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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