"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Randomize
