How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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