i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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