I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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